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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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