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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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