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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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