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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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