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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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