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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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