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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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