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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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