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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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