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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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