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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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