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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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