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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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