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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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