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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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