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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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