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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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