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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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