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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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