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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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