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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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