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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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