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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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