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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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