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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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