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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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