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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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