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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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