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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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