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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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