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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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