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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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