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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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