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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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