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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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