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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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