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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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