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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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