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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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