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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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