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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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