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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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