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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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