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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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