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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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