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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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