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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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