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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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