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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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