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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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