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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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