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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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