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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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