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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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