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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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