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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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