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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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