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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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