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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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