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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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