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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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