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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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