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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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