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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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