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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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